Thursday 27 May 2010

I'm Too Sexy For Shalom!

Hello my dear

Thanks for all the death threats.

Have you ever viewed the content on my channel?

You seem to have a bee up you twat about my avatar, but this shouldn't worry a man whose blog is full of images of mutilated corpses and death metal album covers.

Get out that closet Lorenzo! The denial of our love is doing strange things to that pretty little head of yours. xxxMwah

Question Mark & The Mysterians



I'll pay attention to anyone with the balls to legally change their name to "?".
A fantastic example of lost 60s garage band genius.. The secret source of the Make-Ups power? Check out their amazing back catalogue.

Monday 17 May 2010

The Human Centipede



I can't go to bed without drawing your attention to this.. Now you can't go to bed.

Saturday 15 May 2010

Dark Mountain Project

As usual, the subject of civilisation's imminent collapse draws me like a moth to the flame. Last week after reading an article in the Guardian on the impact of the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, I started doing some checking into the Dark Mountain Project.

Co-founded by Paul Kingsnorth (One No, Many Yeses), it's first offering is a collection of writings which propose as statement of fact that mankind's current free fall into oblivion is already past the point of return.

The project manifesto is militant and matter of fact, as if they know the planet is about to fart us off into space at any minute.. Hopefully they'll have enough time to say 'I told you so' before we go.

There will be a Project gathering in Wales later this month.. We'll soon find out if they're serious.

Personally, I think the only hope we had was Bill Drummond's failed attempt to balance world vugum by placing an effigy of Elvis at the summit of Everest. Maybe it could still work, but with much stronger medicine.. I'm thinking this Kev Hopper track, Jimmy Savile's jewellery and the severed head of Madonna.

Meantime: Kev Hopper

PS. As we won't be around after the shit hits the fan.. Here's some postcards from after man.

Taken on Hashima Island, near the cost of Japan (also known as Battleship Island or Ghost Island).. It's got the same dead vibe as the photo stories on 28DL, but it's a whole abandoned city!

Up All Night

Looks to me like you're spending way too much time on this guy..

That said, I do like the traktor picture.. And the guitar solo.

I'm working on a small mind bomb for him right now.

Wednesday 12 May 2010

You're The Best Around


While soaking up the wisdom of the now up and running http://satan-is-faggot.blogspot.com/


i stumbled into ShalomGerusalemme's Picasa account...great joy!


...and more common ground?


Visions of Lorenzojhwh singing 'Chocolate Rain' is too much... God is Great!

Saturday 8 May 2010

Smooth Criminal (Outside...errr Music?)


http://www.youtube.com/user/HrestininKirill

Just got a friend request from HrestininKirill..........Where's Yours?

This is one of his other friends


thebritneyfan1234 (5 hours ago)
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yes she is i would do her im a guy and im straight would you do her she i s the sexiest woman alive do you agree my friend
thebritneyfan1234 (5 hours ago)
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yes she is my friend she is very sexy would you say
thebritneyfan1234 (5 hours ago)
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im good thats good to see your doing good so are you a britney fan
thebritneyfan1234 (6 hours ago)
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hi wats up




....So i'm in good company. I say yes.

Monday 3 May 2010

Soundtrack Earmuffs

1. Dialogue: Brad Dourif (Wild Blue Yonder)
2. Prelude: Bernard Herrmann (The Day The Earth Stood Still)
3. TV Broadcast: John Carpenter (They Live)
4. Theme: Jack Nitzsche (One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest)
5. Isla (The Sapphic Sleep): Alejandro Jodorowsky (The Holy Mountain)
6. Nicole: Gravenhurst (This Is England)
7. Welcome To Videodrome: Howard Shore (Videodrome)
8. Corruption: The Swimming Pool Q's (Brain Damage)
9. Main Title: Wendy Carlos & Rachel Elkind (The Shining)
10. Tequila: The Champs (Pee Wee's Big Adventure)
11. Memo From Turner: Mick Jagger (Performance)
12. Sinnerman: Nina Simone (Inland Empire)
13. Bertha's Theme: Ray Shanklin (Fritz The Cat)
14. Introduction: Joseph LoDuca (Evil Dead)
15. Procession: Paul Giovanni (The Wicker Man)
16. Bub's 9th: John Harrison (Day Of The Dead)
17. Salto Theme: Wojciech Kilar (Salto)
18. Good Morning: Danny Elfman (Pee Wee's Big Adventure)
19. Father Umbrillo's Broken Nation: Werner Herzog (Mr. Lonely)
20. Win In The End: Mark Safan (Teen Wolf)


That last soundtrack mixtape was so good i had to throw one back. It reminded me of a time before i got into bands and all i was into was film & TV soundtracks. I remember Stevie Wonder playing some bad ass harmonica on the Howard the Duck score. Sadly i just had a listen and it's shit.

Songs That Haunt The Ghost Box Vol. 1

1. Screamin' Demon - Human Skab
2. Tesla Coil Music - Steve Ward
3. Play Or Give Me My Money Back - Michael Tokarick
4. What You Gonna Call Your Pretty Little Baby - T.C.P.H
5. Art Critic Time Farting - Old Table
6. Gary (HS44) Autoharp Piece - Building Music
7. Bursting On The Ground - Stuart Hyatt
8. Eee Aah - Russell Hoffman
9. Microtonal Guitar Jam - Building Music
10. Louis Collins - Mississippi John Hurt
11. Dunkalheit - Burzum
12. Heart Of The Sunrise - Yes
13. Viva Knievel - Evel Knievel


Word Arsehat! Don't worry about the noises in your head it's happening to all of us. God's on his way back and is tunning into the blackest gullivers first so we don't kill him on arrival...and  here i was thinking all that praying, clapping hands & killing folk was a load of guff. You live & learn.
I started a new blog just for musics theboxandtheghostinit this is the first compilation. I'll be posting you ear medicine recipies after i've tested them for side effects.
I've only heard 'Woods' Sunlit 7" tis lush. Is The xx album worth getting i only know the dubstep version of islands on 'Playlist B' will check out your other recomendations.

I've been getting worse. I really don't want to go back on medication but it seems like the only way i can function in society and put up with the horrorshow is to be drugged to the gills. There's obviously not enough fluoride in the water these days.

Yep. Back on Fakebook. Just needed to shake the shit off my tail. Not that i will use it. It's a social networking site that has shown me that i should never have socialized with these wet brained bum-gee.

The witch hunting is just for lorenzojhwh. He subbed me again under a sock account. The fool. He opened a box of mental he wasn't expecting and i reserve the right to terrorize his 'mardi exorcist' ass whenever i fancy.

Good to have you back Grockel.

Sunday 2 May 2010

I know, I'm Rubbish..

Apologies for not being more active on the blog.. Russia invaded Finland 3 weeks ago and we are currently living from day to day on whatever scraps of food we find amongst the rubble of supermarkets and fast food outlets. Internet connections and phone signals are weak and inconsistent.. Tell the World.

Not much has actually happened, of course.. Except I currently have tinnitus, which is driving me a bit nuts. Story goes.. Three weeks ago. Dropped a stepladder. The end. Part of my inner ear has now been permanently damaged causing part of my range of hearing to be replaced by a whining hum (similar to a TV test signal, so you know).

Naturally, I'm suddenly very interested in a subject which normally would have bored me stupid. I've researched two possible reasons for this condition which I like the sound of.. One: The sound is a phantom, similar to an amputee experiencing an itch in a limb to which he's no longer attached. The sound does not exist in any measurable sense and in the view of medical science should be treated as a mild mental illness.. Two: I can hear my brain. Some scientists believe that an operational brain produces background noise which is normally filtered out by the inner ear. This filter can be temporarily, or in some cases permanently switched off by a loud noise or inner ear trauma.

What sounds better..? A ghost in the head, or hearing myself think? Both are fucking annoying.

How's tings with you?

Is witch finding your new profession? I see the Colonel's on Facebook.. Is he back?

Been listening to the Fire on Fire.. Which I like.

Also listening to The XX, Woods, Os Haxixins, Sun Araw and whatever else takes my mind of the test card.

And thank fuck that the Yanks have made a super shit looking version of the classic TV series 'The Prisoner'.. It reminded me to watch it again.. Which you should too.. fantastic!!

New one..? Bag of shite.

I Almost Gave Up.. Almost.



This could be the musical equivalent of scientists suddenly discovering that there is intelligent life in the Universe.. Another Kimosabbe?